If you’re thinking about using synthetic urine to pass your next a drug test then you are faced with a world of choices. Looking online, you’ll see about 20 different brands that have years of positive reviews, and years of negative reviews. So how do you choose the best kit from that lot?
Well, in this quick guide, I’m going to talk you through the best synthetic brands on the market. I’m basing this on my own knowledge from researching what they need to contain to pass a urine sample drug test, the tools they come with to help you pass one, and the online track record they have. All that, plus anecdotal evidence from friends and people I trust online.
I’ll tell you what a good product should contain, how to use it, and give you some tips on making sure that you do everything you can to make sure that the urine sample gets passed as valid. Additionally, I’ve completed detailed synthetic urine reviews of the top five products you can buy, explain why I think they are worth considering.
Why Use Fake Urine And Not Cleansing Drinks?
There are several ways that you can pass a drug test when you are using drugs:
- You can do a natural detox. This is where you don’t take drugs anymore until the drug metabolites have exited your body. For most drugs, this will happen within a week, but if you are a chronic user, especially a chronic weed smoker, then it could take several weeks for you to be naturally clean. You can accelerate a natural detox using high-quality detox pills. These can half the time it takes for you to get naturally clean. So if it would usually take you three weeks to get clean, you could be clean in as little as a week, maybe a little more. But it’s still an investment in time and a change of lifestyle. It depends on how important the drug test is to you, and how many risks you want to take.
- You can use a detox drink. This is a powerful drink that flushes out the toxins and maintains the urine balance. It then gives you a small window of opportunity, usually four hours or less, during which you can submit a urine sample that doesn’t contain drug metabolites. But it’s slightly riskier because it’s got a higher chance of failing.
- You can use synthetic urine. The joy of this is that you don’t have to submit your own urine at all. So the only risk is in the temperature being outside the range that human urine is when it exits the body, or that when they check the sample that they spot chemicals that should be present or aren’t, or there is an imbalance that isn’t natural.
What Does The Best Synthetic Urine Products Contain?
The best synthetic urine brands always contain a bare minimum of ingredients that mimic the contents of human urine. On top of that, they must have other characteristics that could be checked for:
- Uric acid
- Must look, smell, and froth like urine
- Must be within the correct specific gravity range
- Must be within the correct pH range
In addition to all that, the more complex the better, with the top brands of best fake urine having more chemicals that are present in human urine than just those very basic ones listed above.
Plus, the sample mustn’t contain biocides. Basically, preservatives. A lot of synthetic urine brands contain a biocide that helps to preserve them, giving them a longer shelf life.
The problem is that it’s rumored that the big testing companies like Labcorp have realized this, and have added that into the validity checks they do. Think about it, how easy is it to just check for one artificial chemical, and then rule out about 75% of the fake urine samples submitted? So in my opinion, it’s definitely happening.
This means that the top five fake pee brands mustn’t contain detectable artificial preservatives on top of mimicking human urine as closely as possible.
How To Hide Urine For A Drug Test
So what we’re talking about here is a synthetic urine belt, where the fake urine is distributed around a belt that is attached to your waist. It’s kept warm by little heat pads that are attached behind the urine in the belt, and it’s then dispensed at the right time through a tap or prosthetic penis.
By doing this, you can assume a natural position and natural urine flow into a cup so that somebody who was in the room for an observed drug test would not be suspicious if you get it right.
Let’s just talk through what I mean by an observed drug test. You cannot be directly looked at. They can’t stand there and look at your penis while you are urinating, or be looking through your legs if you are a woman.
But what they can do is be in the room with you looking away, or out of the corner of their eye at a distance, so that it makes it far harder to submit a fake sample. It’s a strong deterrent. The only way around this is smuggling the urine in a belt, and dispensing it through a fake penis or urine bag dispensing tap to submit a fake sample in a natural position.
The Different Types Of Synthetic Urine Belts You Can Use
There are basically two types of fake urine Belt you can use:
- A synthetic urine belt with a tap and pipe dispensing system
- Synthetic urine belt with a prosthetic penis dispenser
Both have their own pros and cons. So let’s take a quick look at each in detail.
The synthetic urine belt with a tap-in pipe dispensing system literally has a clear plastic piece of pipe coming out the front of the belt. On the end is a small dispensing tap. You twist the tap, or very occasionally squeeze it rather than having the tap twist or unlock a clip, and it lets urine out in what is hopefully a natural flow. As long as the person observing you can’t see where it’s coming from, it looks like a natural urine flow, up to a point.
The second type of fake urine belt has a prosthetic penis. That acts as the dispenser, and when you squeeze it urine comes out, so it’s turned on and off by squeezing or releasing the fake plastic dong. This is less risky if you are indirectly observed because it looks like a penis. However, they don’t look that realistic and if somebody does get a good look at it, their suspicions will definitely be massively raised.
What Are The Issues With Using A Fake Bladder For A Drug Test?
The only time you would really need to use a fake bladder for a drug test is if you were facing a supervised drug test. Someone will be in the room, but you won’t be directly looked at, but you do need to be in a natural position, with a natural flow, and you obviously can’t mess around with bottles of fake urine in your hand.
The issue is obviously being observed and having suspicions aroused. As I’ve said, you cannot be directly looked at, that’s illegal, but somebody can be in the room, and they can look indirectly, which puts the pressure on you to not be doing anything dodgy.
If you can smoothly do it, submit the sample in a natural position, with a good quality fake dong or urine belt, then you can get away with it, but with a switched on phlebotomist in the room you could get spotted.
Monkey Whizz Synthetic Urine Belt Instructions
Let’s give you an idea of how a synthetic urine belt works for drug test by telling you how to use the Monkey Whizz synthetic urine belt, and the Monkey Dong product which is very similar:
- The Monkey Whizz synthetic belt comes with the urine prepacked into a small pouch is around it. When you undo the small clip attached to the homes coming out of the belt urine comes out, and you then click it back against the host to stop the flow. This can be problematic but as long as you’re not directly being observed then a small mess won’t matter. With the Monkey Dong, it’s powdered urine that you have to mix up and then inject into the belt when you need it. This is messier to prepare, but on the upside, it means you can use water to practice in advance.
- Both Monkey Dong and the Monkey Whizz synthetic belt come with small heat pads. You tuck them in behind the belt in the pouches attached to it and they will help to keep the sample within the correct temperature range.
- You then put on baggy clothes, that will easily disguise the fact you got the belt on. Try and get the waistband to sit above the incognito belt, so if somebody pats you down they won’t feel the ridges of the belt under your clothing.
- You’ll then release the tap on the Monkey Whizz belt to let the urine out. Try and do this when you can sense that the person observing you is not really looking. You’ll then have to clip it back together to stop the flow. With the Monkey Dong, it’s simply a case of squeezing the prosthetic to open the valve, and then letting it go to close it afterward.
The problem with using these belts for me is not just how it looks if seen, it’s also about the flow. With the Monkey Dong, you can simply release the squeeze on it to stop the flow, or release it a little bit to lower the flow. This variation is more natural.
But with the Monkey Whizz synthetic urine belt, once you unclip that valve it comes out at a steady rate until you click the valve up when it immediately stops. As everybody knows, that’s not how urine comes out, and that constant flow with an instant start and stop could attract suspicion, depending on how close they are to being able to potentially hear it.
Important To Prepare Before The Test
Before I reveal the top brands, let me tell you briefly how you can successfully use any of them:
- Make sure the temperature is within the right range before you leave for the lab. Often you’ll need a microwave, and for most brands, you’ll use a heating pad to keep the sample at the right temperature. However, the top two brands of synthetic urine don’t require a heating pad at all, which makes them more reliable.
- Before you go into the lab make sure you check the sample again. A top tip if you are using a synthetic urine product that requires a heating pad, is always to carry a flask of hot water with you as well. That way, if the heat pad has failed, or the temperatures drop below the minimum legal requirement (between 90°F and 100°F), you can simply dip the sample into the hot water, or pour it over it, to raise it.
So the key to using synthetic urine successfully, apart from choosing the most complex formula you can, is to make sure it’s submitted within the right temperature range. If you don’t do that, it doesn’t matter how good the synthetic urine is.
Heat pads are good, as long as the quality is good enough to be reliable. However, the first two choices in my top five brands don’t use a heatpad at all, and I’ll cover why within the reviews that now follow.
Best Synthetic Urine Brands For A Lab Test
I’ve written the top five synthetic urine reviews in order of quality and reliability, taking into account the quality of both the fake urine itself and the heating method supplied with it.
I’m going to start with the number one best synthetic urine you will find on the market. It’s also the number one most expensive brand, which I want to make clear at the start of this synthetic urine review.
Quick Luck is a premium quality brand from the reputable company Clear Choice, which will cost you $100, making it $20 more expensive than the second most expensive product.
But what you are getting for your money is the most complex formula of synthetic urine you can buy. Not only does it contain all of the chemicals we’ve talked about, but it contains a total of 14 biological markers found in human urine, meaning that you are very unlikely to fail any validity tests.
On top of that, it doesn’t use a heatpad. A good quality heatpad is fine, but they can fail, emit an irregular heat, and also be bulky to hide when they are strapped against the sample of urine. But you still get a pair of high-quality heatpads included in the kit, just in case you want to use them instead.
But primarily, Quick Luck uses heat activator powder rather than a heatpad. This is literally a powder that you tap into the sample, usually, a third of the total supplied will be enough. Then agitate it until it dissolves, and watch the temperature rise on the temperature strip.
When you get to the lab testing facility, you don’t need hot water or to worry about the heatpad failing. If the temperature has cooled, or if you don’t want to even bother heating it before you leave, just tap in the heat activator powder, and get the temperature up to around 100°F before you walk in.
Quick Luck is superb. Just like the second choice, Sub Solution, it even looks and froths like the real thing as well. It’s definitely highly recommended, and if you want to pass a drug test, one hundred dollars is not a lot of money.
Also from Clear Choice, Sub Solution has been the number one selling brand of synthetic urine for many years. It’s expensive, though costing $80, which is double the price of most other brands of synthetic urine kits out there.
However, just like the number one urine Quick Luck, Sub Solution is also very complex. Not quite as complex in the formula as Quick Luck, but just like every Clear Choice products it’s updated every year.
You’ll also get heat activator powder rather than a heatpad. So you get that granular control over the temperature of your sample alongside being able to submit a sample of fake urine that is close to human urine as it is possible to realistically get.
So there’s a good reason why Sub Solution has been the number one brand for several years, and why it has only been surpassed by its a big brother in the Clear Choice brand. You can order both Sub Solution and Quick Luck from the manufacturer’s official website.
The great news is that Quick Fix, the third-best fake pee brand, costs half the price of Sub Solution, around $40, and that’s for the larger 3oz size called Quick Fix Plus.
The downside is that the complexity of the formula is nowhere near as good as Sub Solution or Quick Luck. You’re getting the basics and little more. But for a basic pre-employment drug test, that’s going to be enough.
I’ll be honest, I don’t think it even looks 100% like urine, and other people online agree it does look slightly green in the light, rather than amber. But the bottom line is that it’s good enough.
You’ll get a good quality heatpad as well, which omits a steady heat for several hours. Take a look online, you’ll see plenty of people saying they passed with Quick Luck. I would bet a lot of the people who have failed using Quick Fix have just messed up on getting the sample submitted within the right temperature range.
So look, this is budget stuff. But for a pre-employment drug test, especially something like a retail job where you not going to get that much invested in your testing, it’s probably going to be complex enough to pass the validity checks. Always buy Quick Fix from trusted webshops.
Monkey Whizz is a product from Serious Monkey Bizzness. Please get around the stupid name for a moment to look at the quality of urine, which is what I had to do.
The first thing to say is that Monkey Whizz is not a single product. It’s a range of four products that contain synthetic urine, and only one of them is actually called Monkey Whizz. The actual basic product that just contains premixed pee and a heating pad is called Monkey Flask and costs around $39. Monkey Whizz contains heat pads, synthetic urine, and strap on the belt with a dispenser system.
In terms of the complexity of the formula, Monkey Whizz urine is probably about the same as Quick Fix. Not advanced, but good enough. The evidence suggests that people are passing using this, even right now, so it doesn’t contain biocide, and it’s obviously a good enough formula to fool the lab.
On top of that, for me, it looks very much like human urine, even though it doesn’t really froth like it. But it’s good enough to pass a cursory look during the validity tests.
So it’s a budget brand, comparable to Quick Fix, and just maybe with the way it looks, it’s even a little bit more realistic as well. But despite the name, it is one of the best brands available.
You can order Monkey Whizz products here.
Test Clear – Powdered Urine Kit
Test Clear is another company that is best known for the Toxin Rid detox pill range, a very powerful range of detoxification pills that can help double the speed of natural detox. What’s little known is that they also make a high-quality powdered urine kit.
Test Clear powdered urine kit is a little more expensive than the other budget choices, costing $50, which probably makes it the middle ground choice between Quick Luck and Sub Solution, and Monkey Whizz/Quick Fix.
The product is very high quality, more comparable to Sub Solution than Quick Fix. On top of that, the heat pad is innovative as well. It’s thin and flexible, and once you activate it, you can peel off a piece of paper to reveal an adhesive strip, which allows you to then stick the heat pad to the sample container by wrapping it around it.
So you don’t have the problem with other brands, like monkey Flask and Quick Fix, where you have a heat pad, a separate flask of urine, and the two are attached with an elastic band, or tape if you decide to use something more secure. It’s a step up in terms of ease of transport and concealment, which although a small and easy thing to do, is a good innovation.
Fake Pee FAQ
Best Way To Use Synthetic Urine When Supervised
Supervised drug tests are where somebody is to some degree observing you. They are pretty rare though because there are lots of legal controls around the fact they are observing your genitalia. They are usually only done when for the purposes of law enforcement, probation, or other serious reasons.
However, supervised drug tests can mean one of two things. Either, they are fully observed. This is legal but rare. They will be in the room with you, you will have to strip to show you are not carrying anything, and they will directly observe you urinating into the container.
But mostly, observed drug testing just means they will be in the room with you, but not directly looking at you.
Also, be aware that if you have failed a drug test and are sent for a second follow-up up test, it will definitely be observed the second time.
However it’s being supervised, synthetic urine is a big risk. Because it could be directly observed, or you could be fully searched, I would suggest you look at using a detox drink instead. A high-quality detox drink, such as Rescue Cleanse or Mega Clean will certainly work.
What Kind Of Warmers Are Best For Heating Synthetic Urine
I really wouldn’t advise general hand warmers (heat pads) if you’re trying to heat synthetic urine. They are not good enough. They are not designed to kick out a steady heat that will keep urine within the correct temperature range.
Urine exits the body at around 98°F, and legally, a sample has to be between 90°F and 100°F. That’s still not a big temperature variation, and most heat pads cannot kick out such a steady keep it there.
So you will be looking at the specialist heat pads that come with high-quality fake urine brands like Quick Fix. However, you could also use Sub Solution which doesn’t use a warmer/heat pad at all, and uses far more controllable heat activator powder.
Can Labs Tell The Difference Between Real And Synthetic Urine
Labs can definitely tell the difference between real and synthetic urine if they look in enough detail. That’s the key point though. Mostly, they don’t look in enough detail.
However, during an initial validity check they will ensure that it’s within the correct temperature range. They may look at the sample to see if it looks like urine. They will also potentially test it to see if it reacts to the presence of artificial substances such as biocide. They may even do some balance tests.
But generally, good-quality fake urine will pass that initial scrutiny. After that, it was simply tested against the panels to see if the urine reacts to any drugs.
How To Use Fake Pee For Drug Test Female
Using fake pee for a drug test as a female is no different from using it as a male. It’s not checked for DNA or anything else that could differentiate your sex or identity.
It is not advisable to use fake urine for an observed drug test either because it will be easily spotted. So it doesn’t matter how you transport the fake sample into the room. As long as you are discreet and conceal it well on your body, and get lucky with not being found if you are searched, then you can just pour it from the bottle into the specimen collection cup.
You could use a urine belt with an attached dispenser, or an internal dispenser so that you can adopt a natural squatting position; but unless you are being indirectly observed, that’s pretty pointless to do anyway.
How To Sneak Urine Into A Drug Test Female
Sneaking urine into a drug test as a female is actually no different from sneaking it in a man. Lots of women get confused by this, but you have to remember that it’s nothing to do with how you actually physically urinate.
You cannot use fake urine for an observed drug test. Even if its the best synthetic urine on the market with the most complex formula, you will be seen, you will be searched, you will have to remove your clothing, and any fake urine strapped to your body, or dispensed from an internal device, will be found.
So you would only ever use fake urine if it was an unobserved drug test, where you are sent into a separate room, or behind a screen.
In that circumstance, it doesn’t matter if you are male or female. All you have to do is smuggle in the small container of fake urine, by tucking it discreetly into your clothing in a way that you won’t be seen, and is difficult to detect if you are patted down physically.
What Are The Best Synthetic Urine Brands In 2022
In 2022 you need complexity and quality. You also need fake urine that doesn’t contain artificial biocide preservatives that can be detected by more advanced modern drug testing. This narrows it down quite considerably to almost literally three brands. Doesn’t matter how many synthetic urine reviews you check, the top three recommended brands are always the same: Sub solution and Quick Luck, made by the same company, and also Quick Fix.
Quick Fix is far cheaper and far less complex. It also uses a heating pad. That is less than half the price of the other two. For a cheap pre-employment drug test, it’s probably good enough.
However, Sub Solution and Quick Luck are the most complex brands, and they also use heat activator powder rather than heat pads which minimize your chances of failure.
Will Quest Diagnostics Call If I Fail A Drug Test
Quest Diagnostics will only call you if you are the person who commissioned the drug test, which is hugely unlikely. A drug testing company will inform the person/organization who commissioned the test.
So if you’re going for a pre-employment drug test and fail it, then the company you went for an interview with will be told, not you. It’s up to them if they then tell you if you’ve passed or failed. Usually, the drug test result is known within 24 hours, or 48 hours if they are busy.
What Is The LabCorp Drug Test Urine Temperature Range
On average, human urine exits the body at around 98°F. Unless you are feverishly ill, then it never exits the body above 100°F. So it’s a very narrow temperature range.
When you submit your sample, they legally have a maximum of four minutes between you doing the sample and giving it to them to test the temperature. To allow for these few moments of cooling, a valid sample temperature range for all drug testing companies is between 90°F and 100°F.
How Long Does A LabCorp Drug Test Take
How long a LabCorp drug test takes depends on whether you are wondering how long it takes to submit your sample, or how long it is before you get your results. If it’s the former, then it’s around 20 minutes after you check-in.
If you’re wondering how long it takes to get your results, then it’s usually between 24 – 48 hours after you submitted the sample. Longer than that, and it’s probably gone for more intense scrutiny, or you passed and they simply didn’t tell you.
How Much Does A Drug Test Cost At LabCorp
Prices are individually assessed. A test for one person will cost a lot more than buying a block of 1000 tests. So you get better bulk pricing. The figure I’ve seen is around $60 for a five-panel test, but I have no idea if that relates to a single-person test, or if the price is part of a bulk order. I would guess it’s around that level low, and it’s important to note that the five-panel test. You can probably double that price for a 12-panel test, and even more, if you are swapping out standard panels. Price ranges I’ve seen for both Quest and LabCorp range from between $60 and around $120 for the different panel testing.
LabCorp Pre Employment Drug Test Procedure
There is no LabCorp pre-employment drug test procedure that is standard. It depends on the nature of your employment process and the tests that have been commissioned. Generally, you will go for your interview, and if they are interested then you will be told to report for a drug test. It could be straight after the interview but is usually within one-two day.
Once you’ve submitted your sample, the person who commissioned the test will usually get the results within 24 – 48 hours. If they don’t get back to you then there could be several reasons for this, the worst of which is that it’s undergoing a higher level of scrutiny due to doubts about its validity.
Can U-Pass Pass A LabCorp Drug Test
When it comes to fake urine, U Pass is old technology. In fact, it was never really designed for passing drug tests in the first place, it was a fetish product. When drug testing was more basic, because it contains urea and uric acid, and looked like urine, it would pass the basic validity checks, and would then test negative. However, it contains biocide preservatives, and nothing else so is now routinely picked up as fake.
How Long Is Synthetic Urine Good For Once Opened
If stored in the refrigerator, synthetic urine can be okay for about 24 hours once open. But I really wouldn’t recommend you store it at all. Keep it sealed until the moment you need it, then prepare the sample, and go take your test.
Even a few hours can make the balance of the urine start to change, or even make the sample go off, leaving obviously unnatural visual signs. It’s really best to prepare the sample literally the last minute before you leave to submit it.
How Long Does Synthetic Urine Last
Synthetic urine doesn’t last long once you’ve opened it. 24 hours at the maximum if you refrigerate it. I really wouldn’t recommend you do that. If it’s premixed, don’t unseal it until you are going to warm it. If it’s a powder, don’t mix it until you are ready to go and submit it. Also, powder, make sure you use filtered water rather than tap water is that contains stuff not found in urine.
Synthetic Urine Illegal In What States
For the purposes of drug testing, synthetic urine is illegal in all states. You cannot do anything to try and circumvent a legally administered drug test in the USA. A few states have banned the stocking and selling from retail and mail/online ordering premises within their boundaries, but that’s irrelevant for buying it.
Generally, all you need to know is that it’s not illegal to buy synthetic urine as a consumer, but it is a crime in the USA to use it to try and avoid drug test detection.