It’s pretty tough to hide meth use. However, it is possible to get away with it. What I’m going to do here is tell you how to pass a drug test for meth. I’m going to tell you about passing a mouth swab test, a urine test, and tell you about hair drug testing as well.
I will cover everything you need to know quickly. The drug tests that check for meth, how long it stays in your system, and if you can check at home using a drug test to see when you are clean.
Detailed instructions and products explained, so that you can stand the best chance of covering up your meth use and passing a drug test.
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Which Drug Tests Check For Meth Use?
Drug tests vary depending on the number of substances they look for. They are called panel drug tests because each panel checks for a different substances. Physical panel drug tests react when they detect a certain substance, while digital ones react when they are passed through a machine.
The most basic type of drug test, the most common one used because it’s cheap and widely available to the commission, is the five panel drug test.
Unfortunately, it does check for amphetamines, including methamphetamine. That means that meth will also be looked for on the standard six panel test, all the way up to the 12 panel test (the maximum).
How Long Does Meth Stay In Your System (How Long Is It Detectable)?
All we can talk about is the typical times for meth metabolites to be eliminated from the body. However, there are a variety of key reasons why that time can vary quite a lot:
- How often you take meth
- The dose level you take
- If you are taking other substances as well
- Your age and general health
The more you take, the slower it is to process and the longer it will stay in your body.
So let’s just talk about someone who takes it once a week, every week. That person will eradicate the metabolites so they aren’t detectable in saliva in about three days. In urine it 4-5 days, and in hair, for every drug type, it’s always 90 days.
I’ll just mention here that kratom isn’t detected on any standard drug test. If you’re trying to kick the meth habit, and you want something that safer, that chills you out and makes you feel good, then some good quality red kratom can really help you.
Is There An At Home Drug Test For Meth That Checks If I’m Clean?
Just buying a basic five panel home drug test kit will check for meth. So it’s quite cheap and affordable to do. You can also get a specialist home drug test for meth as well. They only check for meth and a slightly more efficient.
If you are up for a drug test, I’d recommend you buy two or three alongside the products you are going to use to avoid getting detected. That way, you will know if you are definitely clean before you submit your sample.
How To Pass A Drug Test For Meth (Urine)
The most common type of drug test is a urine test. The main reason is that it’s affordable and will detect drugs for quite a long period of time in comparison to an oral drug test.
On average, most drugs are detectable in urine for around five days, and irregular meth use is just the same. However, if you are taking it several times per week, then it’s always going to be there, and you’d have to stop for 10 days or even longer to get naturally clean.
The best way to pass a urine drug test is to submit a fake pee. That way you cannot get caught out unless the sample undergoes some unusual scrutiny. When you submit your sample, it’s tested to make sure it’s within the correct temperature range (between 90°F and 100°F).
After that, it goes through some validity checks. Usually, this is a dipstick test to check for the presence of things that could demonstrate it’s fake or adulterated. As long as it passes those two steps, then it will be tested against the panels to see if they react to the substances that have been paid for (immunoassay).
Only if it fails validity checks, or there are some other suspicions, with it go for a full gas chromatography-mass spectrometry analysis.
Best Value: Sub Solution
It’s a powder, you will have to mix it with filtered water. But once it’s mixed up it creates 2 fluid ounces of fantastic quality synthetic urine. It contains 14 chemicals found in human urine, and looks like the real thing. More than that though, it also smells and froths like it.
Plus, it has heat activator powder in the kit rather than a heatpad. Heatpads can be good, but they kick out a variable heat and have a small but significant failure rate.
The heat activator powder is different though. You don’t need to prepare the sample with heat in advance at all. No heatpad, no microwave necessary.
It uses agitation to heat the sample up. Just before you go into the place where you’re going to submit your sample, simply tap in about one third of the powder into the prepared fake urine sample. Shake it gently until it dissolves, and watch the temperature rise over about one minute.
It doesn’t register a temperature on the temperature strip on the side of the sample bottle, then add a little more and repeat the process until it’s as close to 100°F as possible without going over.
Best Complexity: Quick Luck
The actual best quality fake urine is Quick Luck. It’s actually the big brother of Sub Solution and costs $15 more (Sub Solution is $85 and Quick Luck is $100).
Quick Luck is also premixed, so it misses out on another step. The only reason I put it under Sub Solution as a recommendation is because you don’t need to spend the extra $15 unless you need to. Overall, it’s the best product on the market though and will pass any level of scrutiny.
Budget Brand: Quick Fix
If you can’t afford Quick Luck or Sub Solution, or you don’t think it’s going to be anything more than a standard five panel drug test, then you could get away with using Quick Fix.
Quick Fix is a good formula, although basic. It only contains urea, and uric acid, and is in the correct balance pH and specific gravity. It doesn’t have the complexity to pass more intense scrutiny though.
Quick Fix also uses a heatpad. Although it’s good, it does mean you will have to check the temperature before you go in and warm it up somehow if the heatpad has failed. But for $40, it’s quite a bargain and has a strong track record.
How To Pass A Mouth Swab Drug Test When Using Meth
The mouth swab drug test can only detect meth in saliva for two or three days, but during that time it’s highly dangerous.
The reason is that the mouth swab drug test can be done with very little training, and it doesn’t need a specialist to do it.
It’s simply a case of knowing where to collect the sample (around the gum line and under the tongue), and then testing the saliva sample against the panels by dipping it into a kit.
The best way to pass a mouth swab drug test for meth is to use Oral Clear gum.
It’s not actually gummed at all. It’s a capsule of concentrated liquid that you split in your mouth, swill around (use your tongue to work it into the gum line), and then you can swallow it. That means there’s no waste, and no evidence you have used it.
It works like a dream, and lasts about 15 minutes. You can even take it with somebody right there in the room, discreetly pop it in your mouth, swill it around, and swallow it. If they notice and ask you what you’re doing, just say you had a piece of gum that you have swallowed.
Oral Clear does cost $90 for a single capsule, but it is definitely the best solution out there because of its power and discretion.
The second best is Toxin Rid mouthwash. That’s in a little bottle, so you will have to dispose of it after use. Also, the mouthwash tastes foul and because it’s in a larger quantity, you will have to spit it out usually (unless you’re desperate).
What About Hair Drug Testing?
Finally, we have hair drug testing. That’s really invasive. They always take a sample close to the head, and test the last 90 days of growth.
If you have taken it, it will be detected. The only way around this is to use something called the Macujo method.
This method involves a potent detox shampoo (Aloe Toxin Rid), with some household ingredients, to open up the hard cuticle layer of the hair shaft, flush out the toxins, and then close it up again leaving no trace.
You’ll have to do it several times though and read up on the full Macujo method.